BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE IT!

 

BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO USE IT!

Her phone rings

and it’s the plumber,

He can come today,

sometime before noon.

It rings again,

it’s one of her daughters,

one of the twins.

How ya doin’ Mom?

Good, the plumber’s

coming before noon.

I’m getting a new toilet

and a bidet.

It’s heated.

Dad got me the toilet

for Christmas

and the bidet

for my birthday.

Jim Bodeen

4 January 2022